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DRIVEN TO DISTRACTION

On Saturday up on Interstate 93 in Concord, NH, a one hundred car pile-up resulted in one death and numerous injuries. There had been snow the night before and temperatures dropped quickly following the storm, leaving a long swath of highway covered in ice. This is somewhat of a surprise, given our collective sense that highway crews give us passable roads and highways in almost any kind of weather. On the other hand, it is winter and anyone the least bit experienced in New England weather would know that icy spots on roads are far more common than, say, UFO sightings.

You would never know it though, in a situation like this, where one pinhead spins out and causes a massive one hundred car wreck behind him. Different folks were credited with such brilliant observations as..."I went to hit the brakes and nothing happened...", or, "my husband and I were just discussing the notion that we should be slowing down...". As someone who has held a commercial, ClassA drivers license for 31 years, I have seen it all on the road, but the situation on our highways is passing the point of being frustrating entertainment for those of us who are aware of our responsibilities to others on the road. An accompanying article in our state newspaper quotes Peter Thomson, head of the New Hampshire Highway Safety Agency, as saying, "now, we're trying to do multitasking in vehicles. It boggles my mind." Yours is not the only mind being boggled. In New Hampshire, distracted drivers now cause more accidents than drunk drivers. Think about that.

As a licensed pilot, I have experienced real training when it comes to operating equipment. Many will say that flying an airplane presents a different set of risks, and this is true, but many more people are exposed to your skills, or lack of them, when you drive your car, than when I fly an airplane. It leads to the question of training, which is woefully inadequate for new drivers, and the feasibility of recurrent training, which is mandatory for airmen. I see young kids negotiating 75 mile per hour traffic on three or four lane Interstates that have no business being out there. They are talking on cell phones, text messaging, consulting on-board GPS and applying lipstick, all while driving their car. They turn their heads around to look behind the car for lane changes, unable to utilize their rearview mirrors. This often results in an unintended turn, or some kind of directional instability. The interior rearview is often pointed directly at their face to provide a real-time view of their own head, rather than traffic behind them.

In the aviation world, much emphasis is put on "situational awareness". This means knowing what's going on in and around the airplane, listening to communications to get a mental image of surrounding air traffic, and monitoring your position in space at all times. This same mindset is appropriate for driving an automobile in traffic, staying ahead of your driving situation and looking well down the road to keep a constant running tab of what is unfolding around you. It is unfortunate that all you need, really, to get a license is one good eye and a pulse. My children have received personal instruction from me, beginning at a young age, to instill safe driving habits. More parents should do this, and some states have talked about making it law that young drivers spend more time driving with someone over a certain age before being licensed. The weak link in this argument is obviously that with so many inept drivers, that in many cases bad habits will simply be passed from generation to generation with this mentoring program. It's heart is in the right place, but I see it as something that would be largely ineffective.

In the end, a complete overhaul of driver education will be necessary as well as more enforcement of the negligent driving laws. Were there any other device or activity in this country causing the never ending carnage that happens everyday on highways all around this country, it would be banned before sundown. And yet, we continue to tolerate the obscene lack of qualification for so many people who drive. We have all experienced road rage on some level, and are probably all guilty of at least one driving indiscretion. Next time your talking on your cell phone, notice how it instantly disengages you from the road. Studies have shown that it's not holding the phone, it's the conversation and the demand on your brain that causes the distraction. More importantly, there needs to be some outrage from the people who take it seriously. The thought of my wife and children being mowed over by some clown who is working his laptop while driving enrages me. It should enrage you to. We have all heard the mantra about your vehicle being a dangerous weapon. We need look no further than Saturday's pile up on I 93 for proof.