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POLITICAL SCIENCE

Another oxymoron, like convenience store, because if there is any science involved with politics, I haven't noticed. I've always been interested in what's going on but it wasn't until last year that I got a crash course in politics. This was State, not Federal, nonetheless it was enlightening. It began innocently enough with a phone call to Bill O'Reilly's radio show. He was talking about the abduction, rape and murder of 9 year old Jessica Lunsford in Florida by a human nightmare named John Cooey who had molested children before, done short stints of time, and had been released.

I truly never got over the Jeffrey Curley case, perhaps a decade ago, in Massachusetts. Two young men, one a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association, if you can believe it, lured young Jeffrey into their car with the promise of a new bike. I still remember this kid's face from the news. Beautiful, happy, All-American kid. The last two weeks of his young life were spent in a squalid apartment in Manchester, NH where he was molested, abused in various ways, and, I'm sure, terrified in a way that is unthinkable. When they were done, they put Jeff in a plastic container, filled it with concrete, and threw it in a river in Maine. As many times as I have recounted this story, it is still difficult to write this now and remain composed. I am a parent, like many of you.

The reason I was calling O'Reilly was his call to arms. He was asking citizens, his listeners, to join him in trying to make a change. In the wake of the Jessica Lunsford case, and only because of relentless public pressure and media pressure (O'Reilly), Florida came up with the first-in-the-nation tough law for child sexual predators. First offense: 25 years to life. No deals, no plea-bargains, no loopy judges giving six-months. Get them off the streets. O'Reilly's offer: you see politicians in your state blocking this let him know, and he'll let America know. This sounded to me like a good time to try to make a difference because, like many people, I have had it with our ridiculous legal system, especially in this department. I had no idea how important his part of the deal would become.

I called him on July 13th, 2005. The next day, my wife and I contacted our Governor's office to get the ins and outs of starting a citizen’s petition. In a couple of days, we had hundreds of them out locally with clipboards and pens. Friends got involved. With our town's permission we used our downtown common, called the oval here, to hold a rally set for August. In the meantime, I called every newspaper I could think of, state representatives, police chiefs...you name it. The press covered our activity, even The Boston Globe ran a piece on our efforts. The Manchester Union Leader did not like our idea. New laws are not the answer to everything. I was asking people to support Jessica's Law, word for word. My meaning was, not to let it get watered down, keep it tough, otherwise, what's the point?

O'Reilly stayed true to his word, covering our progress, our rally and even scorching the Union Leader editor for "knit-picking" the law. Eventually, the Union Leader got on board and, in fact, became a strong advocate of Governor Lych's efforts. Attorney General Kelly Ayotte and her staff, and many others, worked very hard to draft what became The NH Child Predator's Act. A version of Jessica's Law with some variations but still with the tough mandatory minimum sentences. However, as HB1692 as it became known, made it's way through the lengthy process of becoming a law, lawyers associations, advocacy groups, everyone and thing you can imagine came out to argue it, and weaken it. You have to wonder...who argues the need? Think back to Jeffrey Curley. Jessica, buried alive clutching her stuffed dolphin. I was really shocked at the greed, self-promotion, hidden agendas and runaway pontification that rule the political system. Protecting kids...it's got to be a no-brainer, right? No way.

The bill went back and forth between committees and meetings. At one point they removed the mandatory sentences. Hell broke loose; they put them back in, kind of. The end a result, if the prosecutor asks for the mandatory, the judge must impose it, however, the judge can hand down a lesser sentence if he provides a written explanation. You see what I mean? There's no science here. Only human nature amongst the well-placed, affluent and powerful. You can bet there wasn't one parent of a Jeffrey Curley there. On one hand, my hopes are slightly buoyed by the fact that a group of citizens made themselves heard, made a difference. On the other hand we never would have been listened to without O'Reilly's big spotlight on it and Jim & Margery's help at 96.9 FM. They gave us lots of free coverage and it really helped.

On Monday, June 26th, at 1:30 p.m., Governor John Lynch will sign into law, The New Hampshire Child Predator Act. Just barely under a year from the first effort to shine a light on it. It is a good law. It is not perfect. It is not nearly as tough as what I would have wanted but it is a big, big improvement over what we had here in NH.

We will be watching to see if the tough sentences actually get handed down and if not, why not. To everyone who helped…take note...you made a difference, no science involved.