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IF I BURNED ANTS

If I burned ants with a magnifying glass, this is how I did it. It's not a confession; really, I'm just telling you how I did it. What you may find more interesting is my complete lack of remorse. Well, they were only ants. It isn't as though we're talking about my ex-wife and her boyfriend. Apparently, when there is an ex and her boyfriend involved, it must be very interesting, because the entire country is awash in regurgitated O.J. this week. Yes, the complex, washed-up football hero and part-time murderer has insinuated himself back into the public eye with the impending release of his book, "If I Did It" and a perverse interview/movie on Fox television. It is hard to determine which is more annoying..O.J.'s shameless selfishness or the portion of American which has a seemingly endless appetite for vapid entertainment.

However, this programming transcends Desperate Housewives or Idol, because partaking in the viewing of such material, the buying and reading of such a book, supports more than vacuous entertainment. It supports a murderer. If your television is tuned to that show, you are part of the ratings equation. Sure...who's going to know? We all stop for longer than we should while channel surfing sometime, catching ourselves watching something we would never watch. But this time it is your conscious that should be bothering you. Simpson reaches an all-time low in human beings. Refusing to accept his fate as a gift from a corrupted jury and spending his days of freedom in the shadows, he continues to feed his insatiable desire for attention at the expense of his children and the families of his victims. Can you imagine getting that lucky in a trial? You would never hear from me again. I would still be dancing a barefoot jig in the sands of Cancun.

Anyone who watches, or buys this book, must also know that O.J. is secretly laughing at you. Maybe not even secretly. That he continues to profit from this monstrous crime must bring him great satisfaction. His own wife, after all, predicted her own death by his hand...and that he would get away with it. How well she knew him, the poor woman. He shows no remorse for the great damage to race relations that resulted from the ludicrous outcome of his trial. The moment I remember more vividly than any other, was the scene outside the courthouse when the verdict was announced. African Americans jumping for joy! That was a sad moment for me, to realize that so many Americans, just beneath the surface, harbored this vitriol toward, seemingly, all white people. A victory against "the man". How shocking to see such a railroading of justice met with celebration. Two people, hacked to death, forgotten in the backwash of a broken justice system. It was crystal clear to me at that moment that a guilty verdict would have resulted in a complete swing of the pendulum in the other direction, Oh, the cries of racial injustice would have echoed clear across the country. The real crime was the flagrant example of justice-for-sale. Had this been some poor kid from the projects, do you think Johnny Cochran and Robert Shapiro would have been there? The case would probably not even have made trial, considering the overwhelming evidence.

A great man once said..."character is doing the right thing when no one is looking." Here is your chance. If the decent among us can't send a message by denying ourselves one guilty pleasure now and then, I doubt there is hope for our children. I have heard countless comparisons between the O.J. Syndrome and car accidents. Rubber-neckers who drive by an accident and "have" to look. I am on the road all day and never feel like I "have" to look at an accident. In fact, if it is a fatal or an accident with severe injuries, I don't want to look. Not because I'm queasy, but because it is an intensely personal and tragic occurrence. If my wife or child, God forbid, were strewn across the median strip I would appreciate people not looking, I would assume that their death or injury is not meant as roadside entertainment for commuters. It is a simple act of respect, it costs me nothing, I sacrifice only having forgone a morbid curiosity. Yet, most people will give in. It's easy to do, and nobody knows.

None of this changes the fact that at some point, as a culture, we have some reckoning to do. Look at the absurd Playstation3 debacle over the last few days. Those of us who aren't actually shooting people leaving the store with them, are busy raping the dimwitted on EBay with prices now exceeding ten grand. What must the rest of the world think as they look on? Remember, this is the stuff that's in the news, and this is what the world sees. They don't see you going to church with your family or helping the needy. They see an America still fascinated with a criminal case twelve years old and the morbid culprit, still an entertainment icon. They see swarms of people rioting to buy an overpriced gadget which will cause you to spend countless hours in front of a screen turning to a vegetable. Come to think of it...are we the "car wreck" the rest of the world is driving by?