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In deference to the holiday, Memorial Day, I wanted to offer something a little more thoughtful for a column this week. I had a hard time deciding because there's a lot of funny stuff going on that I would love to comment on. I remembered a short piece I had written during the winter that seemed appropriate for this weekend which traditionally kicks of summer, but is also a time when many of us reflect on the sacrifices of those who serve and have served. It is a weekend, for me, when I remember how lucky I am to be an American. It's also Indy500 weekend.

GLIMPSES

Like more than a few of my friends, I find myself checking the obituary page of the newspaper with alarming frequency. When I was in my twenties, I would see folks who expired in their late forties and I figured they had a pretty good run. Then you get to your late forties and realize you've just started. More interesting, however, are the glimpses into lives that are surely novel-worthy. I also figure some are educational reading as the "greatest generation" are leaving us, sadly, at a heightened pace.

Here is one obituary that sent me daydreaming. I'll weave the facts in with my own dialogue:

Walter L. Koenig, 85, of Moultonborough, New Hampshire. A stranger entirely to me, died peacefully at home in this gorgeous town in the Lake Winnipesauke region. Born in Bad Axe, Michigan to German immigrant parents. Raised primarily in New Jersey, schooled at Rutgers University. The picture of this guy in the paper belies the wisdom this brief life story exposes.

He became a full colonel in the cadet corps at age 23. Served as a B-17 bomber pilot in World War II, flying in the European Theatre. Flew raids over Germany, Normandy, and Northern France, receiving the European, African and Middle Eastern Theatre Campaign Ribbon and the Distinguished Flying Cross. It states that he had an instrumental role in the eradication of Nazi Germany by bombing key targets. Let's see...what was I doing in my early twenties?

After completing his tour of duty, he acquired his bachelor's and master's degrees in forestry. He worked as a forester in the Great North Woods of New Hampshire for over fifty years. In his retirement, right up until his dying days, he was the chair of the board of REALIA. Relax, I had never heard of it either. REALIA is a philosophical organization started by Walter and his brother Alfred. An international, non-profit academic organization created to explore ways to prevent wars and use philosophy as a guide in helping to solve humanity's problems. It never ceases to amaze me...the quiet dignitaries, scholars and luminaries that are drawn to our state. I only wish I could have met this guy. Folks like him blend in, like a royal tree that from a distance, simply blends in with the landscape. You would have to hike far into the woods, where no man has been, to study it closely. Also, you would have to know it was there, or stumble across it.

Ideas like Walter and Alfred had, today, get dismissed as goo-goo eyed dreaming. Like something Julia Roberts would say. Then think about what Walter must have seen and felt, on those bombing runs, unloading his cargo. Let's be thankful that a man like that was also man enough to consider the possibility of other routes to conflict resolution. We could sure use a few more of those. Thank you, Walter Koenig...Gone West.